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The Threesome That Almost Happened

Night Game Is Often Right Place Right Time

How You Lead An Interaction With Two Girls To Get Them Back To Yours

I saw these two blonde birds walking down the street ahead of me.

Coming from behind, I saw one of them was wobbling. Basically drunk.

So I went and walked up to them:

“Someone got drunk on Prosecco”.

“We are fine.” Girl #1

“Yes, you are fine, I can tell your friend is even finer than you.” (Not True, but played on the double entendre)

“He is a guy; I need a guy’s opinion.” Girl #2 to Girl #1 (the drunk one)

She goes on to tell me about her situation as she stopped walking whilst Girl #2 was talking about her baby daddy (I later learned she was in her late 20s):

She was drunk and being a chatterbox.

She was initially asking why a guy would not want her now, as opposed to six years ago.

She barely spoke about her baby daddy, another man, but she said she stayed with him for a year. So, I had to dig:

“And you had a kid with him after a short time.”

“Yes, I wanted a kid, he is a really good guy, he is my best friend, I just lost attraction for him after.” (shocking /sarc)

“Why did you get with him to begin with?”

“It was to get over that other guy, who I wanted to be with, but he had a girlfriend.” (Alcohol is really a truth serum)

(=> translation: he smashed on the side, without committing to leaving his gf)

“So basically, once you felt you got over that other guy, what you felt for [baby daddy’s name] was actually not that much once you realised, he had no more use, and you would not have been with him to begin with if you were not emotionally distressed from the guy with the girlfriend.”

To her friend, pointing her finger at me:

“Omg this guy is good.”

Her friend nods.

“So why does this guy not want me when 6 years ago we had a thing? He is single now.”

“What do you think has changed about you since?”

“I have put 5kg.” (I was surprised she did not say pounds instead of kg).

“Anything else?”

“No, I am still pretty.”

“You have a kid from someone else.”

She acknowledges it. But you could tell she did not want to believe it was a dealbreaker.

Anyway, as I showed some value from being able to chat with them, being chilled, and some trust that I was not some creep, so I led:

“Well, let’s forget about the past and move on with the future. It is your night away from your kid.”

“Yeah, I wanna party” Girl #2 (Drunk Girl)

Girl #1 is not drunk and is trying to manage her friend.

But at the same time, I see that she is looking at me, and she is clenching two of her fingers around two of mine.

I say to myself, “Well, this is a good start.”

We exchange names. Girl #1 is called C.

Girl #2 BM.

We start walking to the high street, Girl #2 starts moaning she “needs to take a piss” (British Delight #1)

So, we got to this pub, where she can relieve herself. Whilst she is attending to business, I bring C towards me, and we start kissing.

We both go out of the pub.

She asks for my number, only to realise that we had previously chatted after matching on Hinge a few months back, and she ended up blocking me as the conversation died. Lol

“Oh, my how crazy, we just met like that tonight.” she said.

We leave the pub with BM, and we start thinking about where to go. They asked me where I lived, and I told them “close by”.

BM: “I wanna get fucked tonight, let’s have a threesome”

(British gals when they have alcohol lol) .

BM saw me and C hooked up:

BM: “You don’t mind, I wanna get fucked by him too.”

(No game needed here, just putting yourself out there, right place, right time and having logistics sorted out)

C: “You can, but I won’t partake.”

BM: “Do you have a friend who is ready to fuck.”

Me: “I can work that out” (I pretend like I would do, not getting the possibility of another dick fucking my set-up)

We went to get some bottles from the off-licence.

I called an Uber and we went back to mine.

Whilst in the Uber, BM starts saying she is not feeling good, and she wants to puke (British Delight #2). C opens the window for her. I pray to God she can wait until we get back to mine. Thankfully, she did.

We arrive, and she throws up straight in the bathroom (British Delight #3), to then crash on the bed. “Call [baby daddy’s name] and ask him to pick me up,” she said to C, and they tried calling him, but he did not respond. She fell asleep.

As if the guy taking care of his own child was not enough.

Here it is about staying calm and waiting for her to fall asleep.

Once she did, C and I went to the living room and had some alcohol. Started getting freaky.

With the customary:

“We are not gonna have sex tonight.”

Half-dressed, she was.

“Of course.”

And then she starts kissing me even harder. She was drenched.

The rest was history.

LESSONS:

You can be a few words from having a night with no action to a threesome. You have to put yourself out there. There will be times when you hit 3 pointers all the time, and times when you will miss layups, often not because of your fault.

So, relax, you don’t have to be that technically good. Just have good energy, be non-needy, and take the opportunities where you can lead, when you sense the girls' needs and what they want to do.

This is where they are indirectly asking you to get you to a place where they can have fun. The only agenda is having fun, not a venue. Provided you come across as nonchalant and laid-back without trying to sell yourself, you will establish value.

Logistics is key, so when you go out, it must feel seamless; otherwise, they will become conscious of it. They must feel it just happened.

Don’t be afraid to lead or offer; what have you got to lose? It is that simple. Are they down? Are you chill? Do you have a plan? Are you leading with confidence, just as you have done a million times? That is it.

Guys who have coke do that all the time, to sell an after party, when she wants dick, that is all there is. Enjoy feminism.

Also, alcohol is a great truth serum; many red pills in one single story. I let you find them out yourself.

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