As part of my Colonoscopy series on women by age range, I decided to rediscover my Cougar/

MILF days, for the 40+ yo.

So, I matched with this one on Hinge, like the pictures were particularly overwhelming, not much to write home about in terms of sluttiness. Slim, good-looking. No kids. Lives in a leafy SW London neighbourhood.

The typical middle-class (read: relatively wealthy) English woman.

Chat was quick and straight to the point: “I want an honest, respectful and filthy gentleman.

She gave me her number, no questions asked, and made it clear that we should meet the next day.

Comes the meet-up:

“Oh, it is nice to see someone who is well dressed, it is rare in men these days.”

I knew that she was in fashion and aesthetics and had her own business.

“Thanks, I return the compliment, the last date I had was with a woman who also had her fashion business, and had the great idea of wearing baggy pants and New Balance shoes.”

“Never in my life would I wear these shoes.”

Thank the Lord, for crying out loud, we've got a keeper here.

She was dressed all in black, heels, a leather skirt with a see-through top, where you could see a bit of her side tits behind a black leather coat